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Forum: The Internet 01-22-2020, 07:36 AM
Replies: 2,677
Views: 571,110
Posted By Clodfobble
Do those prices take into account state subsidies?

Do those prices take into account state subsidies?
Forum: Home Base 01-21-2020, 10:06 AM
Replies: 337
Views: 43,425
Posted By Clodfobble
Damn. Sorry, monster.

Damn. Sorry, monster.
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 01-20-2020, 02:35 PM
Replies: 1,632
Views: 256,307
Posted By Clodfobble
Is that a (former) chicken?

Is that a (former) chicken?
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 01-20-2020, 02:33 PM
Replies: 249
Views: 20,899
Posted By Clodfobble
Why is there such a distinct line formed along...

Why is there such a distinct line formed along the border? Is that federally-protected land or something?

Edit: Duh. It's a fucking river. I need a nap.
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 01-20-2020, 02:29 PM
Replies: 334
Views: 57,084
Posted By Clodfobble
You can buy your own...

You can buy your own (https://www.newrulefx.com/collections/breakaway-glass-bottles) and try it out!
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 01-19-2020, 02:09 PM
Replies: 1,643
Views: 226,602
Posted By Clodfobble
Yes it is!!

Yes it is!!
Forum: Nothingland 01-18-2020, 11:42 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 2,274
Posted By Clodfobble
At this exact moment, it's only bananas. But I...

At this exact moment, it's only bananas. But I just went to the store--give it two days and we'll be back up to an actionable number of items.
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 01-18-2020, 03:50 PM
Replies: 1,643
Views: 226,602
Posted By Clodfobble
I have an abnormally good ability to recognize...

I have an abnormally good ability to recognize faces, and an abnormally bad ability to put them in context. On multiple occasions, I've recognized someone that I spent as little as an hour with as a...
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 01-18-2020, 10:39 AM
Replies: 1,643
Views: 226,602
Posted By Clodfobble
And now the stupidly hard one. Note how the hair...

And now the stupidly hard one. Note how the hair is shellacked into straightness, and combed down in front to hide the already-balding spot...
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 01-18-2020, 10:36 AM
Replies: 1,643
Views: 226,602
Posted By Clodfobble
Not Burt Reynolds. It's... David...

Not Burt Reynolds. It's...


David Hasselhoff!
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 01-17-2020, 06:46 PM
Replies: 2,781
Views: 450,428
Posted By Clodfobble
i'm not sorry about ur hmmr.

i'm not sorry about ur hmmr.
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 01-17-2020, 12:23 PM
Replies: 1,643
Views: 226,602
Posted By Clodfobble
Honestly, the next one's so hard I'm afraid it...

Honestly, the next one's so hard I'm afraid it might be kind of a downer--like, "Oh, well we never could have guessed that, so what's the point?" This one, at least, you hear the answer and say, "Oh...
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 01-17-2020, 12:14 PM
Replies: 1,643
Views: 226,602
Posted By Clodfobble
Not Elvis. But the lips are key.

Not Elvis. But the lips are key.
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 01-17-2020, 11:33 AM
Replies: 1,643
Views: 226,602
Posted By Clodfobble
I've got a two-fer! First, the (relatively) easy...

I've got a two-fer! First, the (relatively) easy one:
Forum: Image of the Day 01-17-2020, 11:28 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 242
Posted By Clodfobble
Just watching the video, I feel like those cans...

Just watching the video, I feel like those cans are thinner than the standard ones we get around here. If I press my thumbnail into a soda can, the dent extends halfway up the body, not just in the...
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 01-16-2020, 05:22 PM
Replies: 1,643
Views: 226,602
Posted By Clodfobble
Kidding, he's too old. The pic looks to be from...

Kidding, he's too old. The pic looks to be from the 90s, so he'd be early 40s now. Let's go with actor Javier Bardem.
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 01-16-2020, 05:18 PM
Replies: 1,643
Views: 226,602
Posted By Clodfobble
My instinct says it's someone fat--and that wide...

My instinct says it's someone fat--and that wide nose... I'mma say Mike Pompeo.
Forum: Politics 01-15-2020, 08:30 AM
Replies: 306
Views: 11,171
Posted By Clodfobble
Whatever he's doing, it's not in Texas. But we...

Whatever he's doing, it's not in Texas. But we almost never get political ads of any kind here, and I'm not on Facebook.
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 01-14-2020, 10:56 PM
Replies: 350
Views: 64,373
Posted By Clodfobble
Futureman on Hulu. It's a silly, but very funny...

Futureman on Hulu. It's a silly, but very funny show. Exactly my brand of absurdism + pop culture references + crass humor.
Forum: Politics 01-12-2020, 09:37 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 217
Posted By Clodfobble
Plus maybe some good tacos. It's hard to fight a...

Plus maybe some good tacos. It's hard to fight a gang war with tacos in your hands.
Forum: Politics 01-12-2020, 09:32 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 217
Posted By Clodfobble
Land area of Chicago: 234 sq. miles Land area...

Land area of Chicago: 234 sq. miles
Land area of Houston: 669 sq. miles

Suburbia, even poor suburbia, ain't the same as high-rise ghettos.
Forum: Home Base 01-11-2020, 05:29 PM
Replies: 5,903
Views: 5,333,231
Posted By Clodfobble
That happened at the house across the street from...

That happened at the house across the street from ours, about 15-ish years ago. Dude was having a mental health crisis and threatening suicide (which apparently was common for him), wife was out and...
Forum: Food and Drink 01-11-2020, 05:24 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,261
Posted By Clodfobble
What are those things under the lemons? Looks...

What are those things under the lemons? Looks like thin potato slices.
Forum: Philosophy 01-11-2020, 05:20 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 389
Posted By Clodfobble
I keep catching myself in counterfactual thoughts...

I keep catching myself in counterfactual thoughts like, "That wasn't 25 years ago! It was just in 1995!"
Forum: Creative Expression 01-11-2020, 03:21 PM
Replies: 869
Views: 154,128
Posted By Clodfobble
My kids asked me to write a song listing all the...

My kids asked me to write a song listing all the foods they can't eat, based on this favorite of theirs:

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So I whipped this one up while they were cooking their weekly batches of...
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