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Forum: Nothingland 12-15-2017, 02:27 PM
Replies: 1,261
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Posted By Undertoad
anyone else go back to the picture and imagine...

anyone else go back to the picture and imagine what it'd be like if it was 20 lbs? :D
Forum: Current Events 12-15-2017, 02:25 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 307
Posted By Undertoad
So you're on Team Yenta, is what you're saying. ...

So you're on Team Yenta, is what you're saying.

:D

I'd have to friend him again to fetch my actual wording. I've described it, but you could assume it was something like

"Good guys, you...
Forum: Current Events 12-15-2017, 12:59 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 307
Posted By Undertoad
But Bogart followed the three simple rules. The...

But Bogart followed the three simple rules. The great Fred Armisen, the great Amy Poehler, the great Tina Fey, and the Greatest Of All Time Tom Brady explain, in this public service announcement.
...
Forum: Current Events 12-15-2017, 09:56 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 307
Posted By Undertoad
All true The one thought I had about...

All true

The one thought I had about unfriending Syc was, well, it's not a big deal; he knows where to find me...
Forum: Current Events 12-15-2017, 08:51 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 307
Posted By Undertoad
Just being argumentative has led you to casting...

Just being argumentative has led you to casting me as bad. Yeah don't do that. Assume I'm good. You've had 15 years and 25,000 posts to figure me out, you should know by now.

You can assume I...
Forum: Current Events 12-15-2017, 08:30 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 307
Posted By Undertoad
It really is, and that's the bottom line of this...

It really is, and that's the bottom line of this thread if anything.

As people react to my poorly-communicated reaction, it requires long text to really discuss well; it requires a little knowing...
Forum: Current Events 12-15-2017, 08:15 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 307
Posted By Undertoad
She said "because he probably assumes all his...

She said "because he probably assumes all his mates think the same way deep down." The suggestion is that the rape will now happen because the rapist believes there is an element of acceptability.
...
Forum: Current Events 12-14-2017, 08:21 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 307
Posted By Undertoad
Sorry to triple post. Here's one way to think...

Sorry to triple post. Here's one way to think about this. Sometimes we get the advice, don't say anything to someone that you wouldn't say in person.

That just makes sense. that is a good way to...
Forum: Current Events 12-14-2017, 08:07 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 307
Posted By Undertoad
Oh now I get it. No, it wasn't about me. It was...

Oh now I get it. No, it wasn't about me. It was about ALL good guys.

And as is the case with such things, it was about the poster. That's why he posted it. It wasn't to encourage good behavior.
...
Forum: Current Events 12-14-2017, 07:32 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 307
Posted By Undertoad
are you just a being a dick. do we have a problem...

are you just a being a dick. do we have a problem here.
Forum: Current Events 12-14-2017, 06:56 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 307
Posted By Undertoad
I'm with you Dana, all except the part where rape...

I'm with you Dana, all except the part where rape jokes create rapists because they make rape more socially acceptable. I don't think the jokes do that and I don't think that's how rapists are made....
Forum: Current Events 12-14-2017, 03:50 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 307
Posted By Undertoad
The latter. It's doing nothing at all. I...

The latter. It's doing nothing at all.

I mean, for one thing, 99% of this behavior happens entirely privately. 99% of it represents a power game which we're almost never party to.

In that...
Forum: Current Events 12-14-2017, 12:56 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 307
Posted By Undertoad
Did you just call HM a rapist?

Did you just call HM a rapist?
Forum: Current Events 12-14-2017, 12:55 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 307
Posted By Undertoad
It's the part where he's telling others how to...

It's the part where he's telling others how to behave. And then getting the praise of your fellow apes for being so virtuous... for actually doing nothing at all

The phrase is "behave yourself"...
Forum: Current Events 12-14-2017, 09:38 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 307
Posted By Undertoad
Sexual misconduct

I had to unfriend former Dwellar elSicomoro.

He posted that men who are not involved should "say something if they see something". I was moved to say that we gents who are blameless don't really...
Forum: Health 12-13-2017, 11:00 PM
Replies: 118
Views: 11,921
Posted By Undertoad
Good news from Marcus, who reports that his...

Good news from Marcus, who reports that his subsidy has increased substantially. So although his premiums went up, his overall bill will be going down. He must have had more reported income the...
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 12-13-2017, 06:31 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 1,212
Posted By Undertoad
4. "Olive" entirely stolen from the one-off...

4. "Olive"

entirely stolen from the one-off TV Xmas special, "Olive, The Other Raindeer"
Forum: Home Base 12-12-2017, 11:08 PM
Replies: 1,364
Views: 212,587
Posted By Undertoad
The next shoe drops: Steve tells me privately...

The next shoe drops: Steve tells me privately that he is moving back to his home state, and will be leaving the shop by Christmas.

I'm, like, not supposed to tell anybody - but I think you people...
Forum: Nothingland 12-12-2017, 12:24 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,949
Posted By Undertoad
:D and the last one as well! Dumb graphic...

:D and the last one as well! Dumb graphic designers sent in to do a statistical analyst's job.
Forum: Current Events 12-11-2017, 12:58 PM
Replies: 3,759
Views: 842,345
Posted By Undertoad
Of course you haven't heard any more. Silent...

Of course you haven't heard any more. Silent service!! :D :D (Neither the ship nor the submariners should give off any noise. I kind of hope the tradition follows to the smugglers.)
Forum: Relationships 12-09-2017, 01:36 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 438
Posted By Undertoad
What would Dr. Drew say: there is a particular...

What would Dr. Drew say: there is a particular female sexuality, maybe 10%, that enjoys it and that ladies who do also seem to be multi-orgasmic.

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(also, i think our porn interests...
Forum: The Internet 12-09-2017, 10:34 AM
Replies: 1,677
Views: 364,670
Posted By Undertoad
A lot of people are kind of unaware of this, but...

A lot of people are kind of unaware of this, but the entire world is actually getting its shit together.

http://cellar.org/2017/world-hunger.jpg
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 12-08-2017, 08:41 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 272
Posted By Undertoad
I don't think there is one right now but I...

I don't think there is one right now but I wouldn't know being all old and whatnot

I was thinking that the official Philly Sound (TM) is probably Kurt Vile, and The War on Drugs, but maybe that is...
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 12-07-2017, 07:01 PM
Replies: 12,319
Views: 4,505,284
Posted By Undertoad
I think that's the only way to do it with a...

I think that's the only way to do it with a single traffic light, if there is no room in any direction for a cloverleaf. The problem with these overpasses/underpasses is that they wind up with two...
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 12-07-2017, 06:46 PM
Replies: 188
Views: 24,529
Posted By Undertoad
Memo to all: when turning right on red, don't...

Memo to all: when turning right on red, don't nudge forward into the shoulder lane of the passing traffic.
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