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Forum: Nothingland 12-07-2019, 06:23 PM
Replies: 1,748
Views: 228,066
Posted By Undertoad
You've heard of those snipers who can kill...

You've heard of those snipers who can kill somebody from a mile and a half away? Yeah so I borrowed my neighbors' string trimmer, but when I used it some debris caught me in the side of the head.
Forum: Cellar Meta 12-07-2019, 11:08 AM
Replies: 2,872
Views: 851,140
Posted By Undertoad
Can't do colored text but any Lindsey Buckingham...

Can't do colored text but any Lindsey Buckingham gets my attention
Forum: Image of the Day 12-07-2019, 10:14 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 104
Posted By Undertoad
I've posted a similar link a few months ago but: ...

I've posted a similar link a few months ago but:

Unit 731 (https://unit731.org/)
Forum: The Internet 12-07-2019, 01:19 AM
Replies: 2,626
Views: 563,536
Posted By Undertoad
the colors in the legend are way too light,...

the colors in the legend are way too light, compared to the colors on the map.
Forum: Nothingland 12-06-2019, 10:45 PM
Replies: 1,748
Views: 228,066
Posted By Undertoad
BDSM partner played rough and you forgot the safe...

BDSM partner played rough and you forgot the safe word. Brutal night. Might go again though.

~

Nothing actually happened, but your nephew is going to be a surgeon, and he really wanted to...
Forum: Home Base 12-06-2019, 10:25 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 7,900
Posted By Undertoad
1) Did the girlfriend of Trayvon Martin actually...

1) Did the girlfriend of Trayvon Martin actually refuse to testify in court, and did another woman go to court pretending to be his girlfriend, to give damning testimony about the phone conversation...
Forum: Nothingland 12-06-2019, 09:14 PM
Replies: 1,748
Views: 228,066
Posted By Undertoad
Brain surgery because you started having...

Brain surgery because you started having seizures. Turned out to be a 1" live worm
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 12-06-2019, 12:28 AM
Replies: 12,711
Views: 4,976,682
Posted By Undertoad
I didn't know we were supposed to send stuff back!

I didn't know we were supposed to send stuff back!
Forum: Nothingland 12-05-2019, 09:49 PM
Replies: 874
Views: 166,342
Posted By Undertoad
3 minutes in pCiP3T07Ltk

3 minutes in

pCiP3T07Ltk
Forum: Nothingland 12-05-2019, 09:45 PM
Replies: 874
Views: 166,342
Posted By Undertoad
Can't take credit, that came out on a Artie Lange...

Can't take credit, that came out on a Artie Lange / Gilbert Gottfried podcast that happened recently. :D
Forum: Nothingland 12-05-2019, 08:40 PM
Replies: 1,748
Views: 228,066
Posted By Undertoad
Get all the health care they are paying for! ...

Get all the health care they are paying for!

One of the advantages of living where we are... good docs want to live and work around here. I begin to get the suspicion that the B team is working...
Forum: Nothingland 12-05-2019, 07:03 PM
Replies: 874
Views: 166,342
Posted By Undertoad
A Priest and a Rabbi are walking down the street...

A Priest and a Rabbi are walking down the street when a 10-year-old boy passes by. The Priest says, "Wanna fuck him?" The Rabbi says, "Out of what?"
Forum: The Internet 12-05-2019, 11:07 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 118
Posted By Undertoad
Censorship hurts marginalized people the most

The social medias have a problem: they really like having a lot of people on their platforms, because that's how you make money. But people hate each other when they are social, because they are...
Forum: Nothingland 12-03-2019, 10:11 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 161
Posted By Undertoad
danger noodle, aka, nope rope

danger noodle, aka, nope rope
Forum: Home Base 12-03-2019, 06:29 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 480
Posted By Undertoad
We should encourage a yearly check-in just so we...

We should encourage a yearly check-in just so we know who has actually dieded.
Forum: The Internet 12-03-2019, 03:08 PM
Replies: 2,626
Views: 563,536
Posted By Undertoad
according to this page there are 11 countries...

according to this page there are 11 countries with higher than USA GDP per-capita based on PPP (https://knoema.com/atlas/ranks/GDP-per-capita-based-on-PPP)

Wikipedia lists the ranking with three...
Forum: Home Base 12-03-2019, 10:38 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 480
Posted By Undertoad
W B Mags!

W B Mags!
Forum: Sports 12-01-2019, 11:38 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 2,222
Posted By Undertoad
And they got beat. Well played sir you remain...

And they got beat. Well played sir you remain unbeaten
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 12-01-2019, 11:23 PM
Replies: 609
Views: 114,823
Posted By Undertoad
In about 2000, I auditioned for a three-piece...

In about 2000, I auditioned for a three-piece band that had five songs written, which they sent to me in demo form, to learn.

They didn't like me because I didn't play with a pick. I didn't...
Forum: Sports 12-01-2019, 06:51 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 2,222
Posted By Undertoad
holy crap it'll come down to the Pats defense

holy crap it'll come down to the Pats defense
Forum: Parenting 12-01-2019, 03:10 PM
Replies: 816
Views: 153,881
Posted By Undertoad
above-average beard game

above-average beard game
Forum: Food and Drink 12-01-2019, 02:44 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 486
Posted By Undertoad
Yahbut why is that? Your basic pizza +...

Yahbut why is that? Your basic pizza + cheesesteaks/sammiches places around here generally all make good cheap eats, it's a solid small bi'ness...
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 12-01-2019, 01:35 PM
Replies: 868
DOG
Views: 140,009
Posted By Undertoad
When it comes to underwater dawgs, I still love...

When it comes to underwater dawgs, I still love this dog, his name is Orson:

http://cellar.org/2010/bulldogunderwater.jpg

He's in a few other viral photos, I think this one is the most popular....
Forum: The Internet 11-30-2019, 01:20 AM
Replies: 2,626
Views: 563,536
Posted By Undertoad
:eyebrow:

:eyebrow:
Forum: Home Base 11-29-2019, 04:12 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 270
Posted By Undertoad
...and we was both jumpin' up and down, yellin'...

...and we was both jumpin' up and down, yellin' "Keeeeeell! Keeeeeeeeeeeeeell!" and the Sergeant came over, pinned a medal on me, sent me down the hall, said "You're our boy..."
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