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Forum: Nothingland 02-22-2018, 07:27 AM
Replies: 10,927
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Posted By Clodfobble
I'm sorry, monster. :(

I'm sorry, monster. :(
Forum: Current Events 02-21-2018, 10:50 PM
Replies: 59
Views: 1,677
Posted By Clodfobble
But there was oversight, via committee. Just like...

But there was oversight, via committee. Just like there is oversight in the committee of epilepsy specialists that currently says whether I'm legally allowed to have a drivers license. And yes, I'm...
Forum: Current Events 02-21-2018, 01:25 PM
Replies: 59
Views: 1,677
Posted By Clodfobble
That interpretation implies that every potential...

That interpretation implies that every potential gun owner would be forced to actively prove their competence before purchasing (as it is in Japan, for example.) The proposed mental health laws in...
Forum: Nothingland 02-21-2018, 01:13 PM
Replies: 6,436
Views: 1,220,577
Posted By Clodfobble
Most tire-specialty mechanics will offer...

Most tire-specialty mechanics will offer insurance for flats. They'll try to patch it, and if they can't, you get a new tire. There's new home construction in our area, which means fucking nails...
Forum: Nothingland 02-19-2018, 06:40 PM
Replies: 6,436
Views: 1,220,577
Posted By Clodfobble
I drove for six hours, and my laptop's charger...

I drove for six hours, and my laptop's charger cable broke, and I have a headache because I'm stupid and ate a pint of ice cream and a bag of potato chips for lunch, and we're going to see Black...
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 02-19-2018, 06:33 PM
Replies: 373
Views: 60,269
Posted By Clodfobble
I had a professor in college who was in the...

I had a professor in college who was in the reserves, and he would offer extra credit on any test for naming a few letters in the phonetic alphabet.
Forum: Current Events 02-19-2018, 07:30 AM
Replies: 59
Views: 1,677
Posted By Clodfobble
How would you propose the bill be written...

How would you propose the bill be written differently?
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 02-16-2018, 11:09 PM
Replies: 1,423
Views: 171,932
Posted By Clodfobble
Madeleine Kahn?

Madeleine Kahn?
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 02-16-2018, 10:38 PM
Replies: 1,423
Views: 171,932
Posted By Clodfobble
Bernadette Peters?

Bernadette Peters?
Forum: Current Events 02-15-2018, 06:43 PM
Replies: 59
Views: 1,677
Posted By Clodfobble
Didja know, this year is the first year that...

Didja know, this year is the first year that millennials aged 18 and up outnumber boomers?

This shooting is different. You can feel it. The number of teens who filmed it with their phones, the...
Forum: Image of the Day 02-15-2018, 04:13 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 420
Posted By Clodfobble
:lol:

:lol:
Forum: Current Events 02-15-2018, 07:32 AM
Replies: 59
Views: 1,677
Posted By Clodfobble
I'll tell you something else, too: I believe guns...

I'll tell you something else, too: I believe guns will become completely illegal in my lifetime. Because 3D printing is soon going to make any kind of partial restriction meaningless. They'll have to...
Forum: Current Events 02-15-2018, 07:27 AM
Replies: 59
Views: 1,677
Posted By Clodfobble
Republicans are being woefully short-sighted,...

Republicans are being woefully short-sighted, just like they were with healthcare. When 90% of the country agrees that something is a problem, then the other guys are going to pass the laws they want...
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 02-14-2018, 04:07 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 281
Posted By Clodfobble
I had to read this twice, and remember where you...

I had to read this twice, and remember where you live, before I could understand it as anything but a typo. I have already spent 1.5 hours in the car today, and I'm about to spend another 30 taking...
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 02-14-2018, 03:45 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 4,620
Posted By Clodfobble
To be fair, though, similar things have been...

To be fair, though, similar things have been available on PBS for decades. But nobody watches PBS. And the only reason anyone listens to Joe Rogan's podcast is because he was a famous comedian who...
Forum: Image of the Day 02-11-2018, 10:40 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 664
Posted By Clodfobble
Those legs are too skinny for that muffin top....

Those legs are too skinny for that muffin top. He's got the thigh gap of a 90-lb fashion model.
Forum: Home Base 02-11-2018, 10:36 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 406
Posted By Clodfobble
Yabbut on the other hand...

Yabbut on the other hand (http://adage.com/article/news/mcdonald-s-bows-pressure-healthful-happy-meal/228939/):



As long as there's choice (and I'm not saying there shouldn't be,) some people...
Forum: Home Base 02-11-2018, 09:40 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 406
Posted By Clodfobble
You Can't Fix All The Problems

This Washington Post article (https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2018/02/06/this-is-the-u-s-county-that-buys-the-least-healthful-groceries/?utm_term=.d5364caf7c9d) is just one example I...
Forum: Image of the Day 02-11-2018, 03:36 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 550
Posted By Clodfobble
That's... unusual. What percentage do they...

That's... unusual. What percentage do they represent, out of all the men you know with nipple-adjacent tattoos?
Forum: Sports 02-11-2018, 10:08 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 517
Posted By Clodfobble
Cool! Watch out for trees.

Cool! Watch out for trees.
Forum: Food and Drink 02-11-2018, 07:49 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 538
Posted By Clodfobble
...WHAT? Those two Thin Mints are nothing alike,...

...WHAT? Those two Thin Mints are nothing alike, let alone the Smores. Why are they not having their subcontractors create the same product?
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 02-10-2018, 08:27 AM
Replies: 394
Views: 44,013
Posted By Clodfobble
Wow, look how low it went over the ground. You...

Wow, look how low it went over the ground. You can see some animals under the surface got boiled, too. Crocs or hippos, I wonder.
Forum: Cellar Meta 02-10-2018, 08:24 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 869
Posted By Clodfobble
Well, it took a while to build up his confidence,...

Well, it took a while to build up his confidence, but eventually he came out of the squirrel closet with his feather boa flying proudly in the wind behind him.
Forum: Nothingland 02-10-2018, 08:21 AM
Replies: 6,436
Views: 1,220,577
Posted By Clodfobble
Unfortunately, moving her food is a dangerous...

Unfortunately, moving her food is a dangerous idea because she also stops eating when she gets anxious. I had to sit on the floor and spoon feed her for the first couple of weeks until she trusted...
Forum: The Internet 02-09-2018, 02:55 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 366
Posted By Clodfobble
Well, you'd have to convince Texas to make...

Well, you'd have to convince Texas to make polygamy legal--but let's be honest, it probably wouldn't be that hard.
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