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Forum: Politics 09-24-2018, 07:25 AM
Replies: 2,039
Views: 503,213
Posted By Clodfobble
His twitter response made it even funnier. It's...

His twitter response made it even funnier. It's deleted now, but he accused his family of ganging up on him for their own political gain with the tagline, "Stalin would be proud!"
Forum: Image of the Day 09-23-2018, 08:05 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 433
Posted By Clodfobble
I'd say chronically low inhibitions on my part....

I'd say chronically low inhibitions on my part. That's usually responsible for most of my choices, to be honest.
Forum: Sports 09-23-2018, 04:45 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 933
Posted By Clodfobble
GAH! I traded my damn kicker and then forgot to...

GAH! I traded my damn kicker and then forgot to put the other guy in the slot. Only missed out on six points, and the Ruff Riders are gonna kick my ass anyway thanks to low-performing QBs, but...
Forum: Nothingland 09-23-2018, 12:41 PM
Replies: 11,054
Views: 2,347,726
Posted By Clodfobble
Mold! It blooms microscopically everywhere...

Mold! It blooms microscopically everywhere whenever it rains.
Forum: Image of the Day 09-23-2018, 12:06 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 433
Posted By Clodfobble
Spillover from another thread about how we...

Spillover from another thread about how we measure things by metaphor. In the UK, apparently everything gets put in terms of "the size of Wales," and the "size of a car" quote above happened to pop...
Forum: Nothingland 09-23-2018, 08:34 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 751
Posted By Clodfobble
How did it turn out?

How did it turn out?
Forum: Image of the Day 09-23-2018, 08:31 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 433
Posted By Clodfobble
Well, height doesn't matter, unless you want to...

Well, height doesn't matter, unless you want to put a roof over Wales and fill it to a certain depth like a ball pit. Which you could totally do.
Forum: Image of the Day 09-23-2018, 08:27 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 796
Posted By Clodfobble
It just occurred to me that every public speech...

It just occurred to me that every public speech is also bespoke at the time of its creation (except that one Melania's staff plagiarized.)
Forum: Image of the Day 09-22-2018, 11:53 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 433
Posted By Clodfobble
On average, it totally is! "Full-size" cars...

On average, it totally is!

"Full-size" cars must be under 80 inches wide (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Full-size_car), or else the law says they have to have clearance lights.

Average "family...
Forum: Image of the Day 09-22-2018, 02:01 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 433
Posted By Clodfobble
I averaged it at 100 square feet. Longer than ten...

I averaged it at 100 square feet. Longer than ten feet, but not as wide as ten feet, so... My physics professor always included at least one Fermi Problem on every test.
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Forum: Image of the Day 09-22-2018, 08:48 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 433
Posted By Clodfobble
I.e., 1/4,000,000th the size of Wales.

I.e., 1/4,000,000th the size of Wales.
Forum: Sports 09-22-2018, 08:44 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 933
Posted By Clodfobble
So the idea is that in real life, if the guy got...

So the idea is that in real life, if the guy got injured his team can't just replace him because of the PR/contractual nightmares?
Forum: Sports 09-22-2018, 08:41 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 103
Posted By Clodfobble
What the hell are those "black circle inside a...

What the hell are those "black circle inside a white circle" bits supposed to convey? 1 in 167 is still nowhere near the majority of 167, as its circle seems to indicate.
Forum: The Internet 09-22-2018, 08:37 AM
Replies: 1,959
Views: 446,101
Posted By Clodfobble
Our "size of Wales" equivalent is "the size of...

Our "size of Wales" equivalent is "the size of Delaware."
Forum: Sports 09-21-2018, 09:26 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 933
Posted By Clodfobble
Just noticed the "Undroppable Players" link for...

Just noticed the "Undroppable Players" link for the first time... what makes a player undroppable?
Forum: Nothingland 09-21-2018, 01:27 PM
Replies: 693
Views: 128,870
Posted By Clodfobble
I've apparently come to a point in my life where...

I've apparently come to a point in my life where I have to add "treadmill lube" to my to-do list.
Forum: Current Events 09-20-2018, 02:34 PM
Replies: 1,555
Views: 248,639
Posted By Clodfobble
Nor is there ever a chance for the pest control...

Nor is there ever a chance for the pest control guys to treat the yard for the influx of ants caused by the rain...
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 09-20-2018, 12:11 PM
Replies: 529
Views: 94,678
Posted By Clodfobble
I've always justified my preference for male...

I've always justified my preference for male singers with the notion that the female singers are always out of my range, and I can only sing along with the male-voiced songs.
Forum: Image of the Day 09-20-2018, 08:34 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 328
Posted By Clodfobble
*sigh* It's always child porn.

*sigh* It's always child porn.
Forum: Image of the Day 09-18-2018, 06:16 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 796
Posted By Clodfobble
It's a word that comes and goes with the economy....

It's a word that comes and goes with the economy. Custom, personalized fashion is something rich people pay for, and there is a lot less of a demand for it in a recession.
Forum: Sports 09-18-2018, 03:42 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 933
Posted By Clodfobble
I like having a backup for all the lesser...

I like having a backup for all the lesser positions so I don't get caught with my pants down on Bye weeks. If they're going to be on the bench, it doesn't matter if they're a 25-point RB or a 7-point...
Forum: Sports 09-18-2018, 10:03 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 933
Posted By Clodfobble
*grumble grumble* Goddamn Helmets, picking...

*grumble grumble*

Goddamn Helmets, picking up DeSean Jackson when I had phone reminders going all morning to keep checking back for the moment free agents became available...

*grumble grumble*
Forum: Image of the Day 09-17-2018, 08:41 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 796
Posted By Clodfobble
I will not turn this into a...

I will not turn this into a shark/dolphin//squirrel/tree//airplane/treadmill discussion.

I will not turn this into a shark/dolphin//squirrel/tree//airplane/treadmill discussion.

I will not turn...
Forum: Image of the Day 09-17-2018, 05:51 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 796
Posted By Clodfobble
Right. So it should be "bespoke" designs. The...

Right. So it should be "bespoke" designs. The adjective can't be put in the past tense like the verb can. You are not a "larged" man.
Forum: Image of the Day 09-17-2018, 05:48 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 796
Posted By Clodfobble
Or maybe all the passengers are blind.

Or maybe all the passengers are blind.
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