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Forum: Food and Drink 09-19-2018, 02:51 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 862
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Mule and Bruce, you two are Very Very...

Mule and Bruce, you two are Very Very Frightening.
At least, if you fly by in that order.

https://www.reddit.com/r/aviation/comments/560tik/very_very_frightening/

Now, it's updated!!...
Forum: Home Base 06-28-2018, 01:25 PM
Replies: 1,604
Views: 353,743
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Nah. He had smarts, and wisdom also. ...

Nah. He had smarts, and wisdom also.

Smarts and wisdom are the reasons I have ceased to vote for Democrats or progressives, who are progressive only of the insensate power of the State. This...
Forum: Food and Drink 06-28-2018, 12:45 PM
Replies: 367
Views: 45,944
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Talking No he didn't. :D

No he didn't. :D
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 06-28-2018, 12:38 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 648
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Would anyone, then, actually go? Who...

Would anyone, then, actually go? Who commissioned a fun-sucker to draw up such a list?
Forum: Politics 06-28-2018, 12:35 PM
Replies: 415
Views: 40,538
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Pfffft. Curtis Cook.

Curtis Cook wasn't even alive when JFK or RFK were shot. He lands in that "average age 27 and doesn't know anything" demographic.

Now everybody knows he's a clotpoll who posts his emotions just...
Forum: Philosophy 05-11-2018, 04:09 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 3,552
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
And probably of rehearsal.

And probably of rehearsal.
Forum: Current Events 05-11-2018, 04:03 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,135
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Or else The Unitarian Jihad. The UJ Jihad...

Or else The Unitarian Jihad.

The UJ Jihad Name Generator (https://emmah.net/ujname.html) -- I am now in the files as Howitzer of Loving Correction, and I didn't even have to do a thing. Such is...
Forum: Nothingland 05-11-2018, 03:40 AM
Replies: 53
Views: 4,882
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
The "Da" in Da nyet carries the sense of "even," ...

The "Da" in Da nyet carries the sense of "even," comparable to Latin "et," as Et tu, Brute? "Da zdravstvyet ____" comes out to mean "Long live ___."
Forum: Nothingland 05-11-2018, 03:34 AM
Replies: 77
Views: 6,638
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
I can remember when Woody Allen was funny.

I can remember when Woody Allen was funny.
Forum: Food and Drink 05-11-2018, 03:15 AM
Replies: 367
Views: 45,944
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Cool Aberlour

Aberlour 10yo, tonight. And a couple squares of Ghirardelli 86%.

Calls itself a Highland malt on the label. The site also keeps referring to Speyside. Spiritous nose with something fruity in it...
Forum: Food and Drink 04-28-2018, 04:12 AM
Replies: 1,874
Views: 522,463
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Souplantation tries to make a lowfat pasta...

Souplantation tries to make a lowfat pasta Alfredo. They try not to hit you in the cholesterol.
This is not one of their better ideas. Alfredo needs its cream, dammit, just as carbonara does. ...
Forum: Food and Drink 04-28-2018, 03:59 AM
Replies: 367
Views: 45,944
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Thumbs up The Ardmore

Tonight's opening is The Ardmore: Legacy (No Age Statement), their main product. Gotten at by a mix of 80% peated malt and 20% unpeated. It's a Highland-region whisky.

Highland style whiskies...
Forum: Home Base 04-25-2018, 01:54 AM
Replies: 1,064
Views: 276,120
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Sing that to the "Need Cash Now" tune...

Sing that to the "Need Cash Now" tune...
Forum: Food and Drink 04-25-2018, 12:49 AM
Replies: 367
Views: 45,944
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Thumbs up I'm a giant fan of Islays myself -- and you've...

I'm a giant fan of Islays myself -- and you've noticed every year there seems to be another one setting up. They're gonna get as thick as all those Speysides if they keep it up...

Not only that,...
Forum: Current Events 04-24-2018, 05:27 AM
Replies: 433
Views: 20,230
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
The NRA is the most potent human rights...

The NRA is the most potent human rights organization on the face of the Earth.

Briefly, thus: you have those rights, human, civil, or however characterized, that despite any degree of force,...
Forum: Current Events 04-24-2018, 05:04 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 890
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
You never knew what love is. You love nothing...

You never knew what love is. You love nothing now. You're for nothing -- against all worthy things. I'd tell you to go to hell, but that's redundant, seeing as you live in a hell already of your...
Forum: Philosophy 04-24-2018, 04:51 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 3,552
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Of course, those are more, ahem, spirit than...

Of course, those are more, ahem, spirit than saint.

I retain a certain fondness for St. Barbara, too: patroness of really sudden journeys -- hence of gunners. Probably EOD by now too.
Forum: Food and Drink 04-24-2018, 04:43 AM
Replies: 367
Views: 45,944
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Thumbs up If Big Sarge is a scotch drinker and still around...

If Big Sarge is a scotch drinker and still around to read this thread, try my favorite Speyside: Balvenie's DoubleWood 12yo. Gets the usual bourbon-cask maturing for the usual kind of time, then...
Forum: Home Base 04-24-2018, 04:14 AM
Replies: 75
Views: 11,253
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Red face Sign recently seen at the local Souplantation...

Sign recently seen at the local Souplantation buffet restaurant:

BUSCO LAVAPLATOS
DISHWASHER WANTED

Guess it was accurate if the site manager wrote it and he was the only one in the place...
Forum: Politics 04-14-2018, 04:02 AM
Replies: 415
Views: 40,538
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Something else we should remember about auto...

Something else we should remember about auto technology: General Motors, or Big Auto:

It's been noted that GM was never hit with an antitrust suit -- but for decades on end, GM behaved as if it...
Forum: Politics 04-14-2018, 03:16 AM
Replies: 415
Views: 40,538
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
You accept that behavior; you indulge in it...

You accept that behavior; you indulge in it hourly, without pause for breath, let alone for meals. It is observable, after this gap of years, that you are beyond a little bitch. I dub you therefore...
Forum: Politics 04-14-2018, 03:04 AM
Replies: 415
Views: 40,538
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Howdy, everybody. [waves] Trying to tell...

Howdy, everybody. [waves]

Trying to tell anybody Trump is not, er, cosmopolitan seems to me a mug's game -- pretty much like any other act of autohypnosis. Twitchy is the very thing I am not...
Forum: Current Events 04-14-2018, 02:29 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 890
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
And so, we're bombing Syria, carefully

Doing the right thing, as we so often do: shooting at and trying to cripple an undemocracy. Give them everything reeking tube and iron shard can deliver.

www.bbc.com...
Forum: Current Events 04-14-2018, 02:17 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 654
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Those better educated -- and less neurotic --...

Those better educated -- and less neurotic -- than tw disagree with tw's analysis.
If tw is sufficiently inimical, let's start with cutting his salary, so he'll have to use public library wi-fi to...
Forum: Current Events 04-14-2018, 02:10 AM
Replies: 148
Views: 33,650
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Those (lawyerly?) people in 63557 need somebody...

Those (lawyerly?) people in 63557 need somebody to strip away that comma. It is too poorly used to be let out in public like that.
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