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Forum: Parenting 09-16-2019, 07:31 PM
Replies: 464
Views: 86,144
Posted By Clodfobble
Dumb parent brag, but I am weirdly proud......

Dumb parent brag, but I am weirdly proud... Minifobette stood up too quickly from her bottom locker, and the door above was still open. Corner of the metal door caught her right on her scalp, leaving...
Forum: Current Events 09-14-2019, 11:37 AM
Replies: 305
Views: 80,817
Posted By Clodfobble
Standard size of a toilet is 72.4 cm tall, 49.4...

Standard size of a toilet is 72.4 cm tall, 49.4 cm wide, and 71 cm deep. That's roughly 253,936 cubic centimeters.

Now of course it's not a solid rectangular prism, those measurements are the...
Forum: Nothingland 09-14-2019, 11:22 AM
Replies: 12,234
Views: 5,935,951
Posted By Clodfobble
Cataract surgery is one of those modern miracles...

Cataract surgery is one of those modern miracles that I still occasionally marvel at--elderly folks who would have gone totally blind in olden times, just popping in for a quick procedure and back to...
Forum: Parenting 09-14-2019, 07:16 AM
Replies: 464
Views: 86,144
Posted By Clodfobble
Awesome!

Awesome!
Forum: Cities and Travel 09-12-2019, 06:15 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 848
Posted By Clodfobble
That's fairly common, in my experience--both the...

That's fairly common, in my experience--both the "huge groups meandering through the park together," usually wearing matching family reunion t-shirts, and also the "use the one disabled person in our...
Forum: Philosophy 09-12-2019, 03:30 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 200
Posted By Clodfobble
A lot of these guys are probably young with...

A lot of these guys are probably young with families, too.
Forum: Health 09-12-2019, 03:24 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 238
Posted By Clodfobble
I hope things improve for you both soon. UT's...

I hope things improve for you both soon. UT's right about the purpose thing. Sometimes the dumbest things can help tremendously simply because we feel like we accomplished something. David Sedaris...
Forum: Nothingland 09-12-2019, 03:12 PM
Replies: 1,655
Views: 219,232
Posted By Clodfobble
Nice! I'll admit I wasn't convinced when you...

Nice! I'll admit I wasn't convinced when you described the paint job, but that is one nice-looking cock.
Forum: The Internet 09-12-2019, 03:11 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 272
Posted By Clodfobble
I think the jump you're talking about happened in...

I think the jump you're talking about happened in roughly 1996? Clinton got a second term, economy was booming... people like having babies more when they feel like they can afford them. But probably...
Forum: Sports 09-10-2019, 05:45 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 509
Posted By Clodfobble
I know, right? And then somehow you kicked my ass...

I know, right? And then somehow you kicked my ass by 50 points in the end!

The Capybaras will have their revenge.
Forum: Home Base 09-10-2019, 05:39 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 487
Posted By Clodfobble
High school pride disappeared when a high school...

High school pride disappeared when a high school diploma turned into the bare minimum rather than a natural exit point for the majority of folks, and college became (at least in people's minds)...
Forum: Sports 09-09-2019, 01:58 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 509
Posted By Clodfobble
Oh, man. Goats are 16 points down, with three...

Oh, man. Goats are 16 points down, with three guys left to play compared to my one. Gonna be a nailbiter.
Forum: Food and Drink 09-08-2019, 06:08 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 224
Posted By Clodfobble
Texas allows kids to chew gum during state...

Texas allows kids to chew gum during state standardized tests.
Forum: Food and Drink 09-08-2019, 07:22 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 224
Posted By Clodfobble
I will say this... When I'm popping out an early...

I will say this... When I'm popping out an early piece of my gum (which does come 10 to a pack,) the pressure I have to exert to force it through the foil often breaks the seal on a second or even...
Forum: Politics 09-05-2019, 03:42 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 256
Posted By Clodfobble
The Confederate flag is also frequently used by...

The Confederate flag is also frequently used by Neo-Nazi groups in Germany (https://www.businessinsider.com/why-is-the-confederate-flag-flown-outside-the-us-2015-6) because actual Nazi symbolism is...
Forum: Creative Expression 09-05-2019, 03:38 PM
Replies: 1,120
Views: 188,453
Posted By Clodfobble
That lamp would depress me. I don't want my...

That lamp would depress me. I don't want my furniture looking sad.
Forum: Nothingland 09-04-2019, 02:52 PM
Replies: 69
Views: 6,212
Posted By Clodfobble
No way! You can buy a new liner for like $10....

No way! You can buy a new liner for like $10. You're stuck with a door forever.
Forum: Nothingland 09-04-2019, 06:30 AM
Replies: 69
Views: 6,212
Posted By Clodfobble
I never scrub, I just spray it with bleach and...

I never scrub, I just spray it with bleach and let it sit for a while before rinsing. When that stops working, I throw the liner away and replace it every few years. The outer curtain is cloth and it...
Forum: Nothingland 09-02-2019, 10:16 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 354
Posted By Clodfobble
z) In which pocket do you usually keep your...

z) In which pocket do you usually keep your phone? Or do have an alternate place for it ( :eek: )
Purse outer pocket, unless I'm wearing jeans, but those are strictly Nov-Feb only in these parts....
Forum: Parenting 09-02-2019, 06:14 PM
Replies: 464
Views: 86,144
Posted By Clodfobble
What an awesome testament to your parenting,...

What an awesome testament to your parenting, monster. It's hard enough to get kids to make the right choices for themselves, but for them to have the confidence to stand up to a friend making a...
Forum: Parenting 09-01-2019, 04:59 PM
Replies: 464
Views: 86,144
Posted By Clodfobble
Cool! What is she doing there?

Cool! What is she doing there?
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 09-01-2019, 01:42 PM
Replies: 333
Views: 61,534
Posted By Clodfobble
I always get that one confused with Willow.

I always get that one confused with Willow.
Forum: Technology 08-31-2019, 02:46 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 792
Posted By Clodfobble
I'm as disinterested and easily overwhelmed by...

I'm as disinterested and easily overwhelmed by technology as you are, but I can at least offer this general side note: pawn shops always have older TVs in stock, presumably with the older inputs she...
Forum: Food and Drink 08-29-2019, 12:48 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 473
Posted By Clodfobble
I'd eat it.

I'd eat it.
Forum: Nothingland 08-28-2019, 02:52 PM
Replies: 1,655
Views: 219,232
Posted By Clodfobble
Nah, just a found dog in that area with a collar...

Nah, just a found dog in that area with a collar but no chip. Just felt like doing what little I could to help get him home--I've been sort of fixated recently on the notion of doing small nice...
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