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Forum: Nothingland 09-21-2018, 01:27 PM
Replies: 693
Views: 128,240
Posted By Clodfobble
I've apparently come to a point in my life where...

I've apparently come to a point in my life where I have to add "treadmill lube" to my to-do list.
Forum: Current Events 09-20-2018, 02:34 PM
Replies: 1,553
Views: 247,963
Posted By Clodfobble
Nor is there ever a chance for the pest control...

Nor is there ever a chance for the pest control guys to treat the yard for the influx of ants caused by the rain...
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 09-20-2018, 12:11 PM
Replies: 529
Views: 94,377
Posted By Clodfobble
I've always justified my preference for male...

I've always justified my preference for male singers with the notion that the female singers are always out of my range, and I can only sing along with the male-voiced songs.
Forum: Image of the Day 09-20-2018, 08:34 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 265
Posted By Clodfobble
*sigh* It's always child porn.

*sigh* It's always child porn.
Forum: Image of the Day 09-18-2018, 06:16 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 576
Posted By Clodfobble
It's a word that comes and goes with the economy....

It's a word that comes and goes with the economy. Custom, personalized fashion is something rich people pay for, and there is a lot less of a demand for it in a recession.
Forum: Sports 09-18-2018, 03:42 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 723
Posted By Clodfobble
I like having a backup for all the lesser...

I like having a backup for all the lesser positions so I don't get caught with my pants down on Bye weeks. If they're going to be on the bench, it doesn't matter if they're a 25-point RB or a 7-point...
Forum: Sports 09-18-2018, 10:03 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 723
Posted By Clodfobble
*grumble grumble* Goddamn Helmets, picking...

*grumble grumble*

Goddamn Helmets, picking up DeSean Jackson when I had phone reminders going all morning to keep checking back for the moment free agents became available...

*grumble grumble*
Forum: Image of the Day 09-17-2018, 08:41 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 576
Posted By Clodfobble
I will not turn this into a...

I will not turn this into a shark/dolphin//squirrel/tree//airplane/treadmill discussion.

I will not turn this into a shark/dolphin//squirrel/tree//airplane/treadmill discussion.

I will not turn...
Forum: Image of the Day 09-17-2018, 05:51 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 576
Posted By Clodfobble
Right. So it should be "bespoke" designs. The...

Right. So it should be "bespoke" designs. The adjective can't be put in the past tense like the verb can. You are not a "larged" man.
Forum: Image of the Day 09-17-2018, 05:48 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 576
Posted By Clodfobble
Or maybe all the passengers are blind.

Or maybe all the passengers are blind.
Forum: Technology 09-17-2018, 05:44 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 144
Posted By Clodfobble
But do you have a Master's or PhD beyond your...

But do you have a Master's or PhD beyond your Zoology degree? Consider the "higher degree holders" column on the right--the majority of zoology folks in this chart have got something else on top of...
Forum: Current Events 09-17-2018, 05:32 PM
Replies: 1,553
Views: 247,963
Posted By Clodfobble
If Arizona upgrades to Death Valley 2.0 and...

If Arizona upgrades to Death Valley 2.0 and Florida sinks into the ocean, they might reconsider.
Forum: Image of the Day 09-17-2018, 05:28 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 576
Posted By Clodfobble
Just 'cuz it's a word don't mean they used it...

Just 'cuz it's a word don't mean they used it correctly.



They're implying that someone said the designs out loud.
Forum: Image of the Day 09-16-2018, 09:36 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 576
Posted By Clodfobble
"bespoken" [emoji38]

"bespoken" [emoji38]
Forum: Image of the Day 09-16-2018, 05:12 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 246
Posted By Clodfobble
Those BELONG in a MUSEUM!!!

Those BELONG in a MUSEUM!!!
Forum: Current Events 09-15-2018, 12:31 PM
Replies: 260
Views: 70,323
Posted By Clodfobble
Good. Now get rid of all the remaining TEKS...

Good. Now get rid of all the remaining TEKS requirements, too, and teach the kids how to use critical thinking and expression to make their own arguments about whether a historical figure was heroic...
Forum: Cities and Travel 09-15-2018, 12:24 PM
Replies: 450
Views: 78,199
Posted By Clodfobble
Heh... "Police Aware" is so adorably British. I...

Heh... "Police Aware" is so adorably British. I can only imagine the American version of such a thing.

"We'll get to it when we get to it - Fuck Off"
Forum: Image of the Day 09-14-2018, 05:27 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 278
Posted By Clodfobble
It's okay, you'll forget about your hurt feelings...

It's okay, you'll forget about your hurt feelings soon enough. ;)
Forum: Nothingland 09-14-2018, 02:08 PM
Replies: 1,922
Views: 304,405
Posted By Clodfobble
I admit, a $4.95 phone IS a good deal.

I admit, a $4.95 phone IS a good deal.
Forum: Health 09-14-2018, 01:54 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 310
Posted By Clodfobble
More likely the residual alcohol killed the good...

More likely the residual alcohol killed the good bacteria in his ears, leaving him open to opportunistic infections. Like how mouthwash perpetuates your need for more mouthwash.
Forum: The Internet 09-14-2018, 01:49 PM
Replies: 1,954
Views: 444,613
Posted By Clodfobble
As an investment scheme, however, the fortune...

As an investment scheme, however, the fortune cookie lottery is only a 4% return--and it doesn't count the cost of shelling all those fortune cookies. Just ask Mr. Salt...
Forum: Nothingland 09-14-2018, 01:42 PM
Replies: 1,922
Views: 304,405
Posted By Clodfobble
Dude, if they're calling from a single number,...

Dude, if they're calling from a single number, just block them. I have a contact in my list called "Telemarketing Assholes," and every time I get spammed from a real number (as opposed to a spoofed...
Forum: Philosophy 09-14-2018, 01:38 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 534
Posted By Clodfobble
If I don't get enough sleep, I can no longer...

If I don't get enough sleep, I can no longer think of the words I want. Basic words, not SAT words. Anything less than 8-9 hours, and I become a moron.
Forum: Current Events 09-13-2018, 06:57 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 722
Posted By Clodfobble
Ne'ermind, it's basically gone. Here's what it...

Ne'ermind, it's basically gone. Here's what it looked like about 15 minutes ago, right after the color died...
Forum: Current Events 09-13-2018, 06:35 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 722
Posted By Clodfobble
Live webcam of Florence arriving 34 miles off the...

Live webcam of Florence arriving 34 miles off the coast (mute your speakers):

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