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Forum: Home Base 06-27-2007, 05:50 PM
Replies: 114
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Posted By Violet Haze
That looks quite disgusting.

That looks quite disgusting.
Forum: Home Base 06-27-2007, 05:33 PM
Replies: 119
Views: 11,190
Posted By Violet Haze
I know that the vast majority of people are most...

I know that the vast majority of people are most often likely to follow the path of least resistance to where ever they are led, whether they are aware of it or not. Myself included.
Forum: Home Base 06-27-2007, 03:26 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 2,848
Posted By Violet Haze
A nice fat juicy bratwurst is useless (nay! it's...

A nice fat juicy bratwurst is useless (nay! it's actually torture) to the dog who's chain stops short of reaching it!
Forum: Home Base 06-27-2007, 01:58 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 2,848
Posted By Violet Haze
Just make sure the attachment hose is long enough.

Just make sure the attachment hose is long enough.
Forum: Home Base 06-27-2007, 01:40 PM
Replies: 114
Views: 11,327
Posted By Violet Haze
A virgin again? Who the hell would want that? ...

A virgin again? Who the hell would want that? That's akin to wanting your wisdom teeth to grow back and needing them pulled again.
Forum: Home Base 06-27-2007, 12:59 PM
Replies: 114
Views: 11,327
Posted By Violet Haze
Ahhh.. the age old debate of length VS girth, eh?...

Ahhh.. the age old debate of length VS girth, eh? People get so caught up soley in the issue of the plug, when it's the volume of the receptacle that dictates such requirements.
Forum: Home Base 06-27-2007, 12:55 PM
Replies: 114
Views: 11,327
Posted By Violet Haze
@ monster: are you always so accomodating? ...

@ monster: are you always so accomodating? :lol:

(p.s. that was a rhetorical question)
Forum: Home Base 06-27-2007, 12:36 PM
Replies: 114
Views: 11,327
Posted By Violet Haze
One of those kiwis needs to be much longer than...

One of those kiwis needs to be much longer than the others.
Forum: Home Base 06-27-2007, 12:33 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 7,170
Posted By Violet Haze
Being a bit of a klutz, and living in the prairie...

Being a bit of a klutz, and living in the prairie region of Canada, I don't often bounce around nekkid. A dash down the hallway between bathroom and bedroom is probably about it. Protection from...
Forum: Home Base 06-27-2007, 12:19 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 4,454
Posted By Violet Haze
I have a bit of an idea of some of the issues...

I have a bit of an idea of some of the issues that long term chronic pain can create. Not only are there the obvious issues but there's more subtle and indirect physical, emotional, and intellectual...
Forum: Home Base 06-27-2007, 12:09 PM
Replies: 114
Views: 11,327
Posted By Violet Haze
Not sure if this is too off-colour for this forum...

Not sure if this is too off-colour for this forum but... speaking of kiwis...

Ever since a close friend of mine once joked in drunken hilarity that semen "tastes like kiwi" to her, my face feels a...
Forum: Home Base 06-27-2007, 12:05 PM
Replies: 114
Views: 11,327
Posted By Violet Haze
:lol:

:lol:
Forum: Home Base 06-27-2007, 12:03 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 4,454
Posted By Violet Haze
Damn. I hope inadequate/impossible pain...

Damn.

I hope inadequate/impossible pain management isn't included in the few other issues.
Forum: Home Base 06-27-2007, 11:49 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 4,454
Posted By Violet Haze
I think you're bang on. rkzenrage - what...

I think you're bang on.

rkzenrage - what happened to necessitate the wheelchair?
Forum: Home Base 06-27-2007, 11:31 AM
Replies: 114
Views: 11,327
Posted By Violet Haze
How dare you malign the greasy/rubbery/spongy/...

How dare you malign the greasy/rubbery/spongy/ texture-melding goodness of the egg mcmuffin?

Hmmph.
Forum: Home Base 06-27-2007, 09:43 AM
Replies: 114
Views: 11,327
Posted By Violet Haze
Doh! That obviously flew right over my...

Doh!

That obviously flew right over my head :bonk:
Forum: Home Base 06-27-2007, 09:39 AM
Replies: 114
Views: 11,327
Posted By Violet Haze
How am I supposed to eat my egg mcmuffin now?

How am I supposed to eat my egg mcmuffin now?
Forum: Home Base 06-27-2007, 01:48 AM
Replies: 114
Views: 11,327
Posted By Violet Haze
Wear many sweaters with pockets? Easily...

Wear many sweaters with pockets?

Easily avoided if you stop shopping the Arnold Palmer men's section of the Sears Catalogue.
Forum: Home Base 06-27-2007, 01:28 AM
Replies: 114
Views: 11,327
Posted By Violet Haze
There is absolutely nothing sinister about pink...

There is absolutely nothing sinister about pink eyeshadow - it's all shimmery, pretty goodness.

hahahahahahaha @ roast beef veins!

What's really creepy:

- touching toilet paper when your...
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