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Forum: Image of the Day 11-10-2018, 03:21 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 360
Posted By newtimer
What's that black thing in the middle of the...

What's that black thing in the middle of the donkey's back? A hat? Hats don't go on the back. A hump? Do Italian donkeys got humps?
Forum: Image of the Day 10-16-2018, 04:00 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 811
Posted By newtimer
I'll pass. For that kind of money, I expect a...

I'll pass. For that kind of money, I expect a garage. Or at least a carport. I don't want my car sitting out under the sun, getting too hot inside.
Forum: Image of the Day 09-12-2018, 08:48 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 627
Posted By newtimer
I suspect that is really Denver, not Cheyenne.

I suspect that is really Denver, not Cheyenne.
Forum: Image of the Day 09-10-2018, 02:56 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 656
Posted By newtimer
Lying on a half-boat, while your privates are...

Lying on a half-boat, while your privates are submerged in near-freezing water all day, will ensure that your genes won't get passed down to the next generation. We thank you for that.
Forum: Image of the Day 08-19-2018, 11:36 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 741
Posted By newtimer
Good art. It's that little white spot in the eyes...

Good art. It's that little white spot in the eyes that bring the sculptures to life.
Can't help but feel that the future is debatable, though.
Forum: Image of the Day 08-14-2018, 08:36 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 1,062
Posted By newtimer
Ah, the good old days when men wore suits...

Ah, the good old days when men wore suits everywhere, women wore dresses everywhere, and everybody made eye-contact with other humans. Not a smart-phone-addicted teenager to be found!
Forum: Image of the Day 07-31-2018, 12:19 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 966
Posted By newtimer
See that bubble? It's a mantis fart, right before...

See that bubble? It's a mantis fart, right before the sap hardened.
Forum: Image of the Day 07-13-2018, 11:52 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 555
Posted By newtimer
How did he get his hand through his sleeve?

How did he get his hand through his sleeve?
Forum: Image of the Day 07-03-2018, 08:14 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 754
Posted By newtimer
My $49K house my not have nearly the square...

My $49K house my not have nearly the square footage as this one, but at least I can afford stools for my kitchen, a couch for my living room, and soap for my bathtub.
Forum: Image of the Day 07-02-2018, 03:09 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 566
Posted By newtimer
All those sails AND a big engine?

All those sails AND a big engine?
Forum: Image of the Day 06-16-2018, 04:25 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 826
Posted By newtimer
Maybe is Moose and Squirrel.

Maybe is Moose and Squirrel.
Forum: Image of the Day 06-12-2018, 06:33 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 739
Posted By newtimer
Somebody has finally come up with an answer to...

Somebody has finally come up with an answer to that old question that bothers all of us: "Do I have too much money?"
It's about time.
Forum: Image of the Day 06-01-2018, 10:46 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 770
Posted By newtimer
Watching the Monkeyman-in-the-tree show was such...

Watching the Monkeyman-in-the-tree show was such a big event that everyone who went got all dressed up in their best suits, ties, vests, fancy hats, etc.; even the staff!
No tacky shorts, T-shirts,...
Forum: Image of the Day 05-27-2018, 11:33 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,170
Posted By newtimer
No smell reminds me of summer more than that...

No smell reminds me of summer more than that coconut suntan oil. And Off.
Forum: Image of the Day 05-19-2018, 04:08 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,006
Posted By newtimer
Vests, ties, dresses, fancy hats... People used...

Vests, ties, dresses, fancy hats... People used to get all dressed up just to go do yardwork. Nowadays it's shorts and T-shirts.
Did humans not get sweaty in the old days?
Forum: Image of the Day 04-11-2018, 01:42 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,357
Posted By newtimer
Trivia of the day: After being cooked in a...

Trivia of the day: After being cooked in a crockpot overnight, pigeons and rats taste exactly the same!
Forum: Image of the Day 04-10-2018, 04:23 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 790
Posted By newtimer
"...they’re an eye-catching platform for...

"...they’re an eye-catching platform for political and social commentary."
Finally! If there's one thing this world, and especially the internet, needs more of, it's political and social...
Forum: Image of the Day 04-07-2018, 10:09 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 864
Posted By newtimer
If they can make these fortune-telling porcelain...

If they can make these fortune-telling porcelain cups, why can't they make porcelain toilet bowls with the same designs? Same logic. Same method of fortune telling.
Forum: Image of the Day 03-31-2018, 11:35 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 973
Posted By newtimer
I can tell which one was submitted by a Texan.

I can tell which one was submitted by a Texan.
Forum: Image of the Day 03-15-2018, 08:17 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 918
Posted By newtimer
Who is Pepy? And why does his home warrant a...

Who is Pepy? And why does his home warrant a special place on the map?
Forum: Image of the Day 03-12-2018, 01:05 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 797
Posted By newtimer
Worst prom photo ever.

Worst prom photo ever.
Forum: Image of the Day 03-10-2018, 11:05 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 1,963
Posted By newtimer
Ah, the good old days before safety goggles. But...

Ah, the good old days before safety goggles. But all of the women DO have hairnets, so at least a hair won't fall onto a piece of machinery and damage it.
Forum: Image of the Day 03-07-2018, 04:05 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 1,101
Posted By newtimer
Beautiful photos! If you want to see more, just...

Beautiful photos! If you want to see more, just type "beautiful cock photos" into google.
Forum: Image of the Day 02-27-2018, 10:04 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 763
Posted By newtimer
1.2 million dollars?!? Please, please, please......

1.2 million dollars?!? Please, please, please... somebody come and build a golf course on my property! My house isn't on the market, but for $1,200,000 I'll happily sell it and then go live like a...
Forum: Image of the Day 02-10-2018, 11:40 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 903
Posted By newtimer
Notice how the one that says "Keep your pants on"...

Notice how the one that says "Keep your pants on" has a zipper, so she can cheat AND still keep her pants on.
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