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Forum: Relationships 12-22-2012, 07:13 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 2,220
Posted By squirell nutkin
So yeah, a friend of mine, whom you all know, has...

So yeah, a friend of mine, whom you all know, has thrown in the towel in his marriage. He's now running down the clock until things are settled. In the interim he's set up an eHarmony account. I'm...
Forum: Entertainment 12-30-2011, 08:18 AM
Replies: 531
Views: 31,124
Posted By squirell nutkin
Today's nut brought to you by Squirell Nutkin!

Today's nut brought to you by Squirell Nutkin!
Forum: Home Base 06-12-2011, 12:30 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 3,109
Posted By squirell nutkin
Good lord you have a memory!

Good lord you have a memory!
Forum: Nothingland 06-12-2011, 12:27 PM
Replies: 1,064
Views: 150,524
Posted By squirell nutkin
I've inherited a lot of songs from various...

I've inherited a lot of songs from various people, the provenance of some of them is sketchy...
Forum: Current Events 06-12-2011, 12:25 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,522
Posted By squirell nutkin
Rich, we're gonna have to agree to disagree here....

Rich, we're gonna have to agree to disagree here. Alls I know is when I got circumcised I was so freaked out I couldn't speak for nearly a year.
Forum: Current Events 06-11-2011, 07:59 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,522
Posted By squirell nutkin
FTFY Let's call a spade a spade. Would that I...

FTFY
Let's call a spade a spade. Would that I had enough excess to spare and not miss it.

I'd like to see if you opted for the procedure at your age now, conscious and w/o anesthesia. We'd see...
Forum: Food and Drink 06-11-2011, 07:46 PM
Replies: 64
Views: 6,197
Posted By squirell nutkin
Nope, not you. cf:

Nope, not you.

cf:
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 06-11-2011, 12:50 PM
Replies: 677
Views: 93,174
Posted By squirell nutkin
http://tu.tv/videos/switchblade-pelicula or ...

http://tu.tv/videos/switchblade-pelicula or
69f_1304308604
Forum: Food and Drink 06-11-2011, 11:44 AM
Replies: 64
Views: 6,197
Posted By squirell nutkin
Looking at your groceries for the week I am...

Looking at your groceries for the week I am really surprised at how much of what you have is available in my local grocery. Although I've not seen the pesto Genovese (one of my faves) by Barilla, I...
Forum: Food and Drink 06-11-2011, 11:41 AM
Replies: 64
Views: 6,197
Posted By squirell nutkin
I've had the experience of looking at the...

I've had the experience of looking at the person's stuff in front of me and thinking "Hmm, I bet that person is single."
Forum: Nothingland 06-11-2011, 11:19 AM
Replies: 9,262
Views: 1,627,800
Posted By squirell nutkin
point taken

point taken
Forum: Nothingland 06-11-2011, 10:58 AM
Replies: 9,262
Views: 1,627,800
Posted By squirell nutkin
You should bake them a batch of your special...

You should bake them a batch of your special recipe brownies as a thanks.
Forum: Current Events 06-11-2011, 10:19 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,522
Posted By squirell nutkin
Fuck Political Correctness, I mean WTF?

Crowe removes, apologizes for anti-circumcision Tweets (http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/06/11/us-russellcrowe-idUSTRE7596OX20110611)

I've got an idea, let's start a club where we all cut the...
Forum: Philosophy 04-29-2011, 02:02 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 4,117
Posted By squirell nutkin
OK. I'll bite. Footfootfoot was wrong/ is wrong....

OK. I'll bite. Footfootfoot was wrong/ is wrong. He wouldn't actually bang her. Not that it was ever an option, but...
Forum: Cellar Meta 04-29-2011, 01:57 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,871
Posted By squirell nutkin
You have to look at the truth within the lie.

You have to look at the truth within the lie.
Forum: Home Base 04-25-2011, 11:07 PM
Replies: 167
Views: 7,378
Posted By squirell nutkin
Awesome patch!

Awesome patch!
Forum: Parenting 04-25-2011, 11:06 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 4,366
Posted By squirell nutkin
Oh Yes!

Oh Yes!
Forum: Cellar Meta 04-25-2011, 11:06 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 2,264
Posted By squirell nutkin
and morethanpretty is an anagram of POTENTATE...

and morethanpretty is an anagram of
POTENTATE MYRRH
EMPATHY TORRENT
TRYTOPHAN METER
Forum: Home Base 04-25-2011, 11:00 PM
Replies: 167
Views: 7,378
Posted By squirell nutkin
OH! you're from Texas, I forgot. I'll tell the...

OH! you're from Texas, I forgot. I'll tell the joke s-l-o-w-l-y then.

fuckers,
Love
Mr. Nutkin
Forum: Home Base 04-25-2011, 10:58 PM
Replies: 167
Views: 7,378
Posted By squirell nutkin
yeah, well when Mr. You Know Who finds out about...

yeah, well when Mr. You Know Who finds out about your joke about my joke about Nirvana then we'll see who is laughing
Forum: Home Base 04-25-2011, 10:56 PM
Replies: 167
Views: 7,378
Posted By squirell nutkin
Even more so if you don't like jokes about you

Even more so if you don't like jokes about you
Forum: Parenting 04-25-2011, 10:55 PM
Replies: 910
Views: 125,733
Posted By squirell nutkin
very good news, big missing chunk aside.

very good news, big missing chunk aside.
Forum: Home Base 04-25-2011, 10:50 PM
Replies: 167
Views: 7,378
Posted By squirell nutkin
lolled

lolled
Forum: Nothingland 04-25-2011, 10:45 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 6,216
Posted By squirell nutkin
I just remembered, I sent my plasma to the...

I just remembered, I sent my plasma to the cleaners, so it's a moot point.
Forum: Home Base 04-25-2011, 10:44 PM
Replies: 167
Views: 7,378
Posted By squirell nutkin
Well what's this then? ...

Well what's this then?

http://www.cellar.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=31973&stc=1&d=1303352461
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