From ABCNews via Fark:
http://abcnews.go.com/sections/us/Ha...ofjustice.html
Amidst a flurry of denials, Atty Gen'l John Ashcroft has apparently asked for the nude statue that you see behind him there to be COVERED UP with $8000 in draperies because he is tired of being photographed in its presence during events in the Great Hall at the Justice Department.
Hilarious or sad? You make the call.