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I'd love to meet you Syc, but our folk here don't take to kindly to your type. In the interest of your personal safety, I'd recommend you stay west of ole river.

That is unless you're bringing a keg....I tell my kin about you everday, they're dying to meet you, you big stud.

P.S. don't even start with the whole kicking my ass thing...have you seen me? I've seen you. IF you got your ass off the couch, I'd just gently and violently put you back where you belong.

And you'd be all like "I'll kick your ass!"

And I'd be like "I just pushed your out of shape ass back down!"

And you'd be all like "Yeah you're cool blue"

And I'd be like "well knock if off then"

And you'd be all like "but I need a beer"

And I'd be like "I'll get you one shithead"

And you'd be all like "I'll get my own damnit!"

And I'd be like " Sit your ass down, Rho will kick both our asses if we make a fuss"

And Rho would walk in, with all like that look, and say "Is there a problem?"

And you'd be all like "No Mam"

And I'd be all like "It's cool"

She'd leave, and one of us would be all like "I really could kick your ass"