Sign recently seen at the local Souplantation buffet restaurant:
BUSCO LAVAPLATOS
DISHWASHER WANTED
Guess it was accurate if the site manager wrote it and he was the only one in the place looking for a dishwasher -- though I think he half-Spanishly wrote he was seeking the machine. Not the guy --
lavaplatero or something like that. Well, I'm sure any confusion was soon straightened out. Well, it coulda been worse if he'd resorted to another idiom, like so...
SE BUSCA
"EL LAVAPLATOS"
!!VIVO O MUERTO!!
You'll just have to fill in the menacing "gun hands."