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Originally Posted by tw
Simply count the rings. How many times does the phone ring before you can get to it? More rings means one is getting older.
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My phone doesn't ring. It speaks. "Call from Hand Tool."
It speaks cuz I'm too old to read the fucking display.
ETA: Well,
my eyes are too old to read the fucking display. I don't
how I came to have these old eyes...