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Two of my friends were arrested last night. One had swallowed a firework, the other one a battery. They charged one and let the other one off.
How do you know if someone is a vegan? Don't worry, they'll tell you.
I got rid of my vacuum cleaner. It was just gathering dust.
I just got back from a once in a lifetime holiday. I tell you what, never again.
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'Nothin' seems that weird anymore'
Lo-Fidelity Allstars
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