[xoxoxoBruce]

LATIN MOTTOES FOR TRUMP-ERA GOVERNMENT ENTITIES

• Immigration and Customs Enforcement
Nunc vestri genitores sumus
“We are your parents now.”

• Department of Justice
Deus ipse nobis dixit consilia recta esse
“God himself told us our plans are just.”

• White House Office of the Press Secretary
Ficti pravique tenax
“Steadfast in misinformation and deception.”

• Homeland Security
Cavete Canadianos!
“Beware of the Canadians!”

• National Security Council
Gentes omnes delendae sunt
“All nations must be destroyed.”

• Department of the Interior
Geologus sum
“I am a geologist.”

• Environmental Protection Agency
Noster dux sordidior fluminibus
“Our boss is dirtier than the rivers.”

• Department of Energy
Carbonem plus pulmonibus amamus
“We love coal more than our lungs.”

• Department of Education
Discipulos iuribus expoliare et ursis tueri
“Depriving students of rights and protecting them from bears.”

• State Department
Socios hostes facimus
“We turn allies into enemies.”

• Department of Transportation
Omnia nundina sunt nundina compagium
“Every week is infrastructure week.”

• Housing and Urban Development
Ubi una mensa carior quam tota insula est
“Where one table costs more than an entire housing project.”

• Government Accountability Office
Fuit quondam in hac re publica virtus
“There was once virtue in this republic.”

• Health and Human Services
Multi in morbum cadent, multi esurient
“Many will fall ill, many will go hungry.”

• National Endowment for the Humanities
Doctrina neglecta in tenebris iacet
“Knowledge has been abandoned and lies in the darkness.”

• Social Security Administration
Hodie nobis pecuniam datis, dabimus nihil vobis cras
“You give us money today, we give you nothing tomorrow.”

• Office of the First Lady
Ferte auxilium, domum redire volo
“Send help, I want to go home.”

• Oval Office
Hae parietes talem cladem nunquam viderunt
“These walls have never seen such a disaster.”