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1) What's the best Dad Joke you heard recently?

"Dad, did you get shot in the army?" "No, son, I got shot in the leggy."

2) Rodents or Reptiles?

Rodentia. I guess.

3) Name a food item that should never, ever, be put on a burger but you have seen it done or on a real menu.

Guacamole.

4) When was the last time you read your horoscope -for any reason?

Many, many years.

5) Which kitchen appliance do you value most?

Oven.

6) Do you continue to wear socks with holes in if they can't be seen?

Sometimes, if the hole isn't too big.

7) Do you like to solve cryptic crosswords?

I like crossword puzzles.

ETA: I just learned what a cryptic crossword is. I don't think I would enjoy those as much.

8) What is the mot unusual piece of Jewellery/Jewelry you have ever worn?

Big, honking gold nugget watch. Ok, it didn't actually honk.

9) Long road tunnels -exciting, scary or meh?

Somewhere between scary and meh. Interesting, is the word I'd use.

10) What paid job did you have for the shortest amount of time?

I once worked in a warehouse that distributed Bed, Bath, & Beyond stores. Not distributed to the stores, we they packed and loaded the whole damn store: carpet to ceiling. Shelves, carpet, ceiling tiles, wall coverings, lighting, banners, everything you see in the store besides product.

I worked there for exactly three days. These ppl didn't know their ass from a hole in the ground.