[lumberjim]

One of my favorite scenes in a movie is from "Ruthless People"

Danny Devito is being interviewed by a police officer after his wife is kidnapped. The phone rings. He answers it, " Hello?......Debbie?.....Yeah, she's here......No, she can;t come to the phone, my dick's in her mouth." and hangs up. The cop looks astounded. "wrong number." devito says. How fucking funny is that?

can anyone top it?...things to say to a wrong number, that is....not the funniest movie scene...
...that's why i named the thread "wrong number", not " funny movie scenes".....