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Nothing But Net · 06-02-2004, 02:30 AM

1: You get tired of her saying "You're not doing it right!"

2: "Stop licking my jewelry! It's not Stainless Steel, you know!"

3: All her exes live in Huntsville, Texas.

4: You see her picture on one of those 'HAVE YOU SEEN US?' flyers in the mailbox.

5: Translated into English, her name means 'I will have 3 kids with you, divorce your sorry ass and leave you with $14.76 a month to live on you prick"

06-02-2004, 02:30 AM	#1
Nothing But Net Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Spring, Texas Posts: 1,481	When do you know it's over? 1: You get tired of her saying "You're not doing it right!" 2: "Stop licking my jewelry! It's not Stainless Steel, you know!" 3: All her exes live in Huntsville, Texas. 4: You see her picture on one of those 'HAVE YOU SEEN US?' flyers in the mailbox. 5: Translated into English, her name means 'I will have 3 kids with you, divorce your sorry ass and leave you with $14.76 a month to live on you prick"