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1) When a woman you don't know calls you on the phone to ask why you are dating HER boyfriend.
2) When you realize that your cat loves you more and is not afraid to show it.
3) When you suddenly notice that he's been working on the great American novel for 5 years now, and has only written 3 sentences while you've been supporting both of you from your job as a waitress at Denny's.
4) When he confides to you that he could never own a pet goldfish because it might come to depend on him (entanglements are so sticky, you know?)
5) When you discover that he's still living with Mom and he's 50.
6) When you notice an uncanny resemblance between him and an FBI "most wanted" poster at the post office.
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