z) In which pocket do you usually keep your phone? Or do have an alternate place for it?
Shirt pocket. It's only an old 'clockwork' phone. It'll do there.
y) What is the most useful condiment in your fridge?
HP Brown Sauce. S'fiscated, or what?
x) Was that thunder?
No, it was the neighbour attempting to start his lawn mower... again!
w) What new skill do you plan to acquire in the next year? Or which skill do you plan to improve or what new experience do you plan to have?
Living another year and as many as I can after that.
v) How often do you wear baseball caps?
How dare you! It's a bowler at all times. Except at Royal Ascot when it's a topper of course.
u) What is your favourite type of cheese?
Double Gloucester. There's a slab in the fridge since you ask. (Next to the HP Sauce).
t) If your obit was a haiku, what would the first line be?
I'm not going. See (w) above.
s) What colour was your first car?
A quite disgusting shade of yellow of which I am utterly ashamed. I'm even more ashamed to admit that it was French. 
r) Did I win?
No, I haven't got enough stuff yet.
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