A box of sexobons.
No, no boxes, that won't work.
A case of sexobons.
No, sounds like a STD, that won't work.
An army of sexobons.
There's only one of me; but, I've heard you can be an "Army of One" in order to "Be All You Can Be" and be "Army Strong." This might've worked; but, I'm a civilian now.
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A civvy of sexobons!
^it sings^
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