All you ever needed to know about war you learned in Kindergarten:
1) My side is right - "I'm bigger 'n you!"
2) Whatever action that is taken against enemy is well-deserved - "He hit me first!"
3)When things are not going well for your side appeal to the UN/Public Opinion - "I'm telling! MOM!"
4) If you win, you get to write the history books - "If you say anything to Mom when she comes home, you're toast!"
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