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Originally posted by OnyxCougar
My co workers are insisting that Ronnie isn't dead, he's hanging out with Tupac and Elvis in the Bahamas, sipping down MaiTais served up by President Kennedy while Jimmy Hoffa sweeps the floor.
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The crisis department supervisor today announced her theory that Princess Diana is not dead, because we never saw a body. She and Dodi just went underground to escape the noteriety. That Di's mom mysteriously died on an isolated island off the Scottish Coast recently is supposed to be some kind of supportive evidence for her wacky theory.
I suggested that perhaps she's shacking up with Jim Morrison.