Nic, I know. The fact of the matter, however, is that the war won't happen. China won't fuck around with the US because we help them out too much (by buying all their exported shit). And if they <b>did</b>... well, it'd be a big ugly fucking mess, but I have no doubt who would come out on top.
By the way, the nookyooler (
) bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki saved lives.