Oh how could I ever forget THIS name:
Scenario: Radio station in Baltimore. DJ asks people to call up and give shout outs.
DJ: "Yeah hellooo who's this?"
Caller: "Yeah um hi. My name is Shayleilakweykwey!" (since there is no way I could spell this properly, I am spelling it the way it sounded.)
DJ: "Shayleila who-what??!!"
Caller: "Shayleilakweykwey!"
DJ: "Is that your whole name?"
Caller: "No that's my first name!"
I cried rivers of laughter on that one. That had to be THE most ghetto name in the history of names!!!