Famous? Yeah, I guess.
#1 I have 3,500+ more intelligent/witty posts than you do.
#2 I wrote a 500 page book on the electromagnetic spectrum.
#3 I retired at 38, a multimillionaire.
#4 I am the 13th generation of my bloodline in the US, from 1638.
#5 I don't 'do' Butthead like you do.
#6 I can easily
...keep an idiot in suspense.