Hey, LJ.
My windshield wipers do this funny thing. When they're on intermittent, they sort of stop wherever they want rather than returning to their out of the way, bottom of the windshield state. If I'm running the wipers and turn them off, the wipers stay where they are at the moment I do so, rather than doing the good, honourable thing, I.E. getting the fuck out of my line of sight. It may be worth noting that I suspect the car has electrical problems in general. Any ideas on this? It's a 2000 Saturn SW wagon.
And I did fucking google it already, but I don't think I'm using the right search terms.