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Originally posted by blue
Big day tomorrow, just laid the following out on the kitchen table, let me know what you guys think:

HAPPY 16’th Mrs. blue (not her real name).

I am your anniversary SPIRIT.

I am here to SATISFY you.

If you want me to get you all wound up….I might be where you get HOT outside.

If you want me to get you WET….You may find me where you go for a good ride.

If you want me to make you squeal….I will be waiting by your back, BACK door baby.

Please don’t look for me in the WRONG order, or you will have 7 years of bad marriage mojo.

If you want to PLEASE the anniversary spirit, I’ll probably be on the couch.

Congratulations blue. I hope we all manage to keep the same sense of excitement and romance in our relationships ...