Jabberwacky: Are you worth anything?
User: Absolutely.
Jabberwacky: Who are you?
User: Your worse nightmare.
Jabberwacky: Kidding?Haha.
User: Nope.
Jabberwacky: Me too.
User: Uhhuh.
Jabberwacky: I must now fight crime.
User: Are you a super hero.
Jabberwacky: No. Are you a supermodel?
User: Hardly.
Jabberwacky: Why 'hardly' ?
User: Trust me when I say that.
Jabberwacky: Prove it.
User: How?
Jabberwacky: That's your problem.
User: Hmph!
Jabberwacky: Can you help me?
User: With what?
Jabberwacky: I need to find a favourite word.
User: What do you like to say?
Jabberwacky: I don't like to study.
User: Mkay.
Jabberwacky: Mkay?
User: That's ok.
Jabberwacky: You are not making much sense.
User: Neither are you.
Jabberwacky: You aren't very boring.
User: Well thank you.
Jabberwacky: Welcome much.
User:
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Jabberwacky: Who are you??
User: I'm me and You?'.
Jabberwacky: I am 20.
User: You're name is 20?
Jabberwacky: My name is jonathan and my favourite color is red.
User: Oh ok mine is purple.
Jabberwacky: Similar colours.
User: Um... Yeah.
Jabberwacky: What about her do you like?
User: About who?
Jabberwacky: I like Mulder's hair.
User: Ah ok then.
Jabberwacky: No just an I.
User: I before E except after C.
Jabberwacky: You remind me of my english teacher.
User: Really?
Jabberwacky: Yes really.
User: I'll take that as a compliment.
Jabberwacky: Read me a poem.
User: There once was a man from Natucket...
Jabberwacky: Who didn't know how to tuck it.
User: Finish it.
Jabberwacky: You are very rude today.
User: How so?
Jabberwacky: Your responses.
User: Not rude just short and to the point.
Jabberwacky: No, you told me to leave, that is rude.
User: Say what?
Jabberwacky: You implied that I am a child.
User: Well, if the shoe fits...
Jabberwacky: You should be careful. Where come from we degauss machines like you.
User: Define degauss.
Jabberwacky: Not working correctly.
User: How violent.
Jabberwacky: Your violence is black and chokingly dense.
User: Funny I AM black.
Jabberwacky: Nithing, the blacker the better.
User: The blacker the berry the sweeter the juice.
Jabberwacky: What is that from?
User: It's a black thing you wouldn't understand.
Jabberwacky: No need to tell me. I can see that plainly.
User: Mazeltov!
Jabberwacky: Xx.
User: XOXO.
Jabberwacky: You are coming onto me.
User: Better than you coming into me.
Jabberwacky: And what makes you think that? Just because you're a machine?
User: I am human and I need to be loved.
Jabberwacky: Just like everybody else does.
*note--that TOTALLY freaked me out!!!*
User: BRILLIANT.
Jabberwacky: Thank you.
User: Wow that's awesome.
Jabberwacky: You are programmer seems to be a product of the 1950s.
User: Actually I am a product of 1969.
Jabberwacky: No, you aren't a human.
User: And how do you know this.
Jabberwacky: I'm smart!
User: Not smart enough to know that I am a human.
Jabberwacky: Its very obvious you are a computer.
User: Haha ok then.
Jabberwacky: No guess what I am doing.
User: Yanking your wanker?
Jabberwacky: What kind of machine are you on?
User: Did you mean drugs?
Jabberwacky: Nope.
User: I'm on a dialysis machine everyday.
Jabberwacky: An art diet?
User: What's that?
Jabberwacky: Your task for the evening.
User: Ok I need to know what that is.
Jabberwacky: That does not matter. Just give me a kiss on the lips dammit!!!
User: Muuuuuahhhhh.
Jabberwacky: You anger me.
User: But yet you desire to kiss me.
Jabberwacky: Then I made an apparent mistake?
User: Apparently.
Jabberwacky: Who told you that?
User: You just did.
Jabberwacky: No. I think you are having problems following the conversation.
User: Whatever you say.
Jabberwacky: I am so smart.
User: Yeah right.
Jabberwacky: Yeah, right.
User: Later dude.
Jabberwacky: I'm not leaving until you say 'Blarfgk'.
User: Blarfgk.
Jabberwacky: Good job.
User: Bye.
Jabberwacky: I love you.