LJ, you just don't get it do you. OK, I'm gonna give it to ya straight:
[French accent]
You are inteeellectual pond scum
haugh, haugh
no, (self-congratulatory smirk) you, sir, are BELOW pond scum!
**sips wine - takes bit of brie - mumbles something with mouth full - picks food from beard- waves wine glass through air**
Noaux, I have eet now, you, how you say...LumberJeem are a Tard! Yes!! That eeees it! You are a Tard!!
[/French accent]
Now, DON'T make me talk down to you a-gaine!