The trick is to cut the bologna in one spotto the middle. Then it doesnt curl, but ends up looking like Pac-man. NOT that I would ever condone eating that crap, fried or not.
I think the worst I ever did as far as "college-guy" food was just eating the ramen brick raw when I was in a hurry. I never found it that hard to come up with decent meals, even on a shoestring budget. Sure, it's not stuff I would serve to impress a girl, but it certainly beats barbecue sauce stew.
