Hey, I was performing a community service by making sure a fair and balanced summary of the lost messages was presented in case anyone else was interested in the topic.
If you're going to kick my ass, you'd better bring a big stick and a sack lunch, because it is going to take you all day. Oh, and bring a couple of lawn chairs and a twelve pack too...we're both going to need to rest our chubby meat-eating asses between rounds. Grab some of your new CD's too, you seem to pick up some pretty cool music.
I'll BBQ a big pork tenderloin during the battle royale, and then we'll go inside and play with synthesizers while my wife bandages our wounds and tells us what fucking assholes we are.
