Dog saliva is actually less germy than human saliva is. It's cuz their bodies are geared towards putting gross things in their mouths; it's why they can eat whatever dead thing they come across and not get sick. It's also why they can lick their and any other dog's Exit and not get sick from tiny things in the matter. I'd rather have a dog lick my papercut than have my mom kiss it and make it better...just not immediately after it finished licking.
...love ya, Mom! 
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