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Clodfobble · 08-12-2004, 08:29 PM

How do you stop a viola player from drowning?

Take your foot off his head.

What's the difference between an onion and a viola?

No one cries when you cut up a viola.

08-12-2004, 08:29 PM	#7
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	How do you stop a viola player from drowning? Take your foot off his head. What's the difference between an onion and a viola? No one cries when you cut up a viola.