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Originally Posted by Brianna
Yeah, I'm kidding. I'm a big wuss anyway. If you step on my foot I say, "Oh! sorry!" It's just a fantasy--me, actually getting someone back. I usually send a nice "thank-you" card to the one who hurt me...
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Send him a "used" condom with that "thank-you" card. Take some egg whites and put them in the condom then put the condom in the card. When he opens the card the condom should fall out on his lap. Nothing says "I'm over you" like a used condom in the lap. That, and its super gross so its a nice, get them back type of thing.