[Dagney]

Originally Posted by Chewbaccus

I get all kinds of nervous when I get in the car with my mother since her stickers expired. In July. Of last year.

On the upside, I've developed an honest-to-God, Spidey-sense like ability to avoid danger. I can now spot a cop car from up to a thousand yards away, and even sense their presence when they're not actually in sight. No lie. Me and some friends were in a car once. I'm in the back seat, staring at the road as it goes by, when suddenly my head goes up and the following ensues

Me: "Yo man, your stickers all right?"
Driver: "Huh? Yeah, why?"
Me: "Cop car's coming from the right."
Driver: "What? Where do you see--"
<CUE on driving were we highway the to perpendicular right, our off road onto street side a from turning cruiser>

And all were amazed.

You should be standard equipment in most cars!