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Old 09-25-2004, 08:02 PM   #25
footfootfoot
To shreds, you say?
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Troubleshooter
Which do you think will work better:

1) Dear Heart, that oven is very hot and will burn you...

2) NO! Followed by #1
Or, you could take my dad's approach which was basically (after you'd burned your hand):

"It's better not to do that in the first place"

I wonder if he invented the hangover cure of "Don't have so much to drink in the first place"

I have to say, though, when he said no size=7 or otherwise, we pretty much crapped ourselves.
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