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Old 09-30-2004, 01:04 AM   #232
alphageek31337
Enemy Combatant/Evildoer
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
Posts: 263
The Cellar: Do It For The Children
The Cellar: We put the *FUN* in functional addict
The Cellar: Ctrl+Alt+Del, repeat as needed
The Cellar: Rock out with you cock out
The Cellar: Hang out with your wang out
(god, I could come up with a million of these)
The Cellar: Instant dissent, just add users
The Cellar: And He saw that it was...well...alright...
The Cellar: More Federal Investigations Per Capita than Syria
The Cellar: Cool...I mean, like Djibouti cool...
The Cellar: Nobody really reads this part, anyway
The Cellar: We've got guns. Pay attention.
The Cellar: Booty traps
The Cellar: In cyberspace, no one can hear you scream...
The Cellar: Because at 3am, it's either this or porn
The Cellar: On the internet, no one knows that you're a Toad.
The Cellar: It slices, dices and makes julienne fries
The Cellar: Guaranteed not to rust, bust, collect dust or bag at the knees
The Cellar: Home of gentlemen, scholars, and judges of fine whiskey.
The Cellar: Sent by the one who is called 'I Am'

It's like a shotgun or a surgical air strike; if I fire enough, maybe I'll hit the target by pure chance

edit: Decided to include one of my rules to live by

The Cellar: Don't be stupid, and don't be a dick.
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The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself.

---Friedrich Nietzsche

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