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xoxoxoBruce · 10-07-2004, 08:19 PM

Watch out for these new viruses - Symantec nor McAfee have solutions as yet!!!
~The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.
~The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory.
~The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to just keep counting and re-counting.
~The John Kerry virus - causes the floppy to flip flop on its stored memory.
~The Bob Dole (aka Viagra) Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.
~The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.
~The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back.
~The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes.
~The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 150 GB.
~The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted.
~The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care.
~The Joey Buttafuoco Virus - Only attacks minor files.
~The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy ... then discards it through Windows.

10-07-2004, 08:19 PM	#341
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Watch out for these new viruses - Symantec nor McAfee have solutions as yet!!! ~The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction. ~The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory. ~The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to just keep counting and re-counting. ~The John Kerry virus - causes the floppy to flip flop on its stored memory. ~The Bob Dole (aka Viagra) Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy. ~The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did. ~The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back. ~The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes. ~The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 150 GB. ~The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted. ~The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care. ~The Joey Buttafuoco Virus - Only attacks minor files. ~The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy ... then discards it through Windows. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.