A couple of fresh, still-bloody porterhouses, the comforter off the Human's bed and an open door to a big wide field containing his favorite Human to play with a couple of in-heat she-dogs, for when the Mood strikes. I'm sure this pup would look and be more appreciative.
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"I don't see what's so triffic about creating people as people and then getting' upset 'cos they act like people." ~Adam Young, Good Omens
"I don't see why it matters what is written. Not when it's about people. It can always be crossed out." ~Adam Young, Good Omens
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