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Originally Posted by Doodle
RESTROOM USE Entirely too much time is being spent in the restroom.
There is now a strict 3-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of
three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract,
the stall door will open and a picture will be taken. After your second
offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under
"Chronic Offenders."
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 Snorting orange juice through your nose isn't a very pleasant experience, trust me.
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