A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a
little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog. He runs over and starts
fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the
girl's life. A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and
says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers:
"Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl" The man says: - "But
I am not a New Yorker!"
"Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning: 'Brave American
saves life of little girl'" - the policeman answers.
"But I am not an American!" - says the man.
"Oh, what are you then?" The man says: - "I am a Pakistani!"
The next day the newspapers says: "Islamic extremist kills innocent
American dog!"
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