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To quote myself from elsewhere:
Last night, I guided Our Hero through the streets of Los Santos. He was wearing nothing but boxer shorts with hearts on them and a Lone Ranger-style mask, and was riding a stolen police motorcycle. He spent the evening pulling up next to unsuspecting pedestrians, beating them to death with a large purple double-ended dildo, then hopping back on the bike and riding off into the night.
This game is the greatest thing since the invention of fire.
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