FD that sorts reminds me of a story i heard once ,,,
Back in the fiftys when some cars had these big ass hood ornaments , well there was lots of booze involved , some body desided to go for a ride on the hood of a car , ,,, and well they sort of stopped short after hitting a pot hole , ,,, and ,,well ,,,, dude went slideing , ,,, and ,,, well he sorta left part of himself hanging on the hood ornament