Tonight, I want nothing to do with any color-coded maps, electoral votes, or exit poll predictions. In its place: a "Re-instate The Draft" party! (draft beer, that is) Darts, beer, and music at a pub that doesn't have any televisions. November 2nd should be a celebration of your right to vote, a return to normal junkmail, and
no more mud-slinging ads on television! Anyone else planning to escape the media freak show?
Go on, you know you want to. Rent a movie! Have sex! Read a book! Don't you dare flip on CNN who, by the way, already has a counter in the corner of the screen up to the time when the first polls are closed.
Because, dammit,
Cartoon Network isn't going to save me this time.