I find a lot of losing lottery tickets in nut wallets, so I think I'll save myself the money on that one.
Sometimes you find stuff that makes you a little sad too. This same guy, who is a really well known nut, had a bunch of photos in his wallet. He's homeless, but he has somehow managed to keep these in very good condition. Quite a few of them have the traditional "To Uncle Timmy 2003" inscription, laboriously printed by the subject of the photo. So many of our patients either don't have family, or have been pretty much abandoned to the mental health system by their families, that it was kind of touching to find out that he is someone's Crazy Uncle Timmy that Makes the Family Uncomfortable at Holidays.
He does clean up pretty well, though. Talks crazy as shit, but shines up good.
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