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God · 11-12-2004, 01:53 AM

Why? Because I work in mysterious ways. Not buying that? Ok, here's the scoop.

False alarms. Yes, you read me correctly. You beer drinkers often overindulge and well.....get sick.

Who do you call when you're heads in the toilet? Me.

Beer drinkers also often have wild intense sex and again call me in the moment. Oh God, oh God. Like I dont know what you are doing. Like I havent *seen* the hooters of the chick you are banging. Please. I created the whole act, I know already!

Been there, made that.

When I'm watching Fox News, I dont want to be disturbed with false alarms. This little "accident" should get me through an entire segment without some moron calling me.

I like to be responsive but Jesus Christ, make it a real request and we'll talk.

11-12-2004, 01:53 AM	#3
God Not half the God I used to be Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: everywhere but enjoy the Vets club best Posts: 120	Why? Because I work in mysterious ways. Not buying that? Ok, here's the scoop. False alarms. Yes, you read me correctly. You beer drinkers often overindulge and well.....get sick. Who do you call when you're heads in the toilet? Me. Beer drinkers also often have wild intense sex and again call me in the moment. Oh God, oh God. Like I dont know what you are doing. Like I havent seen the hooters of the chick you are banging. Please. I created the whole act, I know already! Been there, made that. When I'm watching Fox News, I dont want to be disturbed with false alarms. This little "accident" should get me through an entire segment without some moron calling me. I like to be responsive but Jesus Christ, make it a real request and we'll talk.