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Originally Posted by Undertoad

Mari, you need like three or four dogs. You're afraid of shadows cast by objects that don't exist, created by light sources that are truly dim bulbs. They move and you move with them so you can make sure you can still see the shadows, so you can still be afraid of them. You live on the adrenaline created by your fear. If somebody says boo you'll jump out of your shoes. Cowgirls are supposed to be brave?
But before you advocate for it you should spend some time living next to one of these plants. The towers cast a long shadow, and you may be frightened of it.

Let's show How Very Afraid you are on Inauguration Day. We'll go digital that day. Is fear an alternative energy resource? Specious poetics.